deadtrash:

"thats not very lady-like of you"

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barfpop:

before discovering lana del rey

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after discovering lana del rey

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Everybody

spacetea:

pheromonerain:

Just wait for it.

fuck

rayasaurus-rex:

thecutestofthecute:

English Cream Dachshund 

GIVE ME THAT RIGHT NOW

Now I have a snake named Odysseus. He’s a super pastel ball python.

Now I have a snake named Odysseus. He’s a super pastel ball python.

2gats2sleep:

musicrhapsody:

she deserved that though,it’s annoying getting your name mispronounced

tru

caseyanthonyofficial:

2bainzz:

caseyanthonyofficial:

Choking on water is like being stabbed by your doctor like motherfucker you’re supposed to be keeping me alive

im so sad it didn’t work and you’re still breathing

Me too because if I had died I wouldn’t have had to read that dumbass comment

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